If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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