Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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