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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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