Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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