she sounds like chewbacca in bed
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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