I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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