I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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