No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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