Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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