She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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