is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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