Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize