Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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