so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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