the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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