oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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