How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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