okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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