So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the day after is always just damage control
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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