weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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