he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
two words...techno handjob
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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