dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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