He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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