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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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