Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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