Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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