How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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