He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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