Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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