I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You were trust falling into bushes
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize