After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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