Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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