This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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