i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were trust falling into bushes
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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