First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize