Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
he puts the penis in happiness.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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