so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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