Sponge bath it is.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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