God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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