Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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