This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You've changed since you got that strap on
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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