Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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