My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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