Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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