1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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