i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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