The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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