he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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