a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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