One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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I have fence marks all over my body
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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